Lemme tell you...

I wish I had a composting toilet, because I figure when you have a composting toilet, no one can knock you off your eco-moral high ground. I was chided by a sales clerk today for asking for a plastic bag as my reusable one was full. "You're not saving the environment!" she scolded me. Well, geez! I don't have to justify my awesome recycling/reusing prowess, the composter or grasscycling to that dame. But it would have been nice to make a snappy comeback like "Pff! Screw reusable bags. Do you have a composting toilet? Are you recycling 100% of your waste? I didn't think so, nyah!"