10,000 DevArt Page View Contest

Since not all of you follow my art LJ, here's a chance to get something free from me!

Be the 10,000th page view to my front page (http://calzephyr.deviantart.com) and win your choice of:

1) A custom ACEO (subject must not be sexual, gory or perverted)

OR

2) Something under $10 from my Etsy or Art Fire shops.

To claim your prize, you must email me a screen cap of the front page that you are the 10,000th visitor. Send it to calzephyr@gmail.com

The last time I had a page view contest, I had two winners (not sure how that was possible unless someone shopped it), so if there is more than one claimant, I'll put names in a hat.

Dreaming up punishments for line cutters

This is what I looked like the other week when the 10 item express cashier let someone with 23 items through at Safeway. Yes, I counted. Yes, I wish I had loudly declared I had only 7 items ;-) I won't forget you aspirational hipster lady, because my crazy runs wide and it runs deep ;-)