Burshire Times
Feb. 4th, 2016 07:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
calzephyrBurshire is a bustling little place. A shoe store opened on main street although the selection isn't very good. The museum expansion was recently completed and Her Worship is pretty happy about being able to get all those warbloids out of the basement! The fund raising effort took forever!
The train station is broken alas so Her Worship hasn't been able to visit other towns lately though. Apparently it's a problem with the port forwarding protocol that has put the rail system offline. IT is "working on it".
Yesterday the town said goodbye to one of its more colourful residents, Cobb. Cobb never really fit into the village despite his enthusiasm for fitness and personal improvement. In spite of his friendly nature, he often said awkward and gross things and was a constant thorn in the side of Her Worship. The turning point was when he started calling everyone "jerkface". Cobb knew he had to leave then.
The other human resident of Burshire accused the Mayor of being speciest because Cobb was a pig, but all she wanted to do was to be able to bury fruit without being called "ladybro" ALL THE TIME. His last message mentioned that he was grateful for all the "sweaty memories" he made in Burshire.
The site of Cobb's former home will soon be home to a permanent campsite, which will NOT be named after him.
Here are some memorable moments from Cobb's stay in Burshire:
The train station is broken alas so Her Worship hasn't been able to visit other towns lately though. Apparently it's a problem with the port forwarding protocol that has put the rail system offline. IT is "working on it".
Yesterday the town said goodbye to one of its more colourful residents, Cobb. Cobb never really fit into the village despite his enthusiasm for fitness and personal improvement. In spite of his friendly nature, he often said awkward and gross things and was a constant thorn in the side of Her Worship. The turning point was when he started calling everyone "jerkface". Cobb knew he had to leave then.
The other human resident of Burshire accused the Mayor of being speciest because Cobb was a pig, but all she wanted to do was to be able to bury fruit without being called "ladybro" ALL THE TIME. His last message mentioned that he was grateful for all the "sweaty memories" he made in Burshire.
The site of Cobb's former home will soon be home to a permanent campsite, which will NOT be named after him.
Here are some memorable moments from Cobb's stay in Burshire:
