calzephyr | Burshire Times

Today Burshire is positively Dullsville after yesterday's vibrant Festivale celebration. Magical, multicoloured confetti fell from the sky and appeared to have a hallucinogenic effect on the villagers. They danced, sang and shook their booties gleefully all day long, hardly stopping even to talk to Her Worship!

Festivale meant a special visitor, the flamboyant Pave Peacock, who took up his hip thrusting and tail waving in the town plaza. Her Worship would have liked to take part in the festivities, but she was busy being a slave to Pave's demands for certain colours of feathers, often changing his mind whenever she left the village. At least for her efforts Her Worship was rewarded with a complete set of Pave furniture, but Her Worship wonders if her evening could have been better well spent!